Archive for May 10th, 2010
Monday, May 10th, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-05-11
The Gulf of Mexico oil slick capping has stopped because they found crystal meth in the bell thing? No wait. It was crystalline methane. # Where's my iPad? # The dog sent that last tweet. Nothing to do with me. I think she meant "where's my bone?". Her paws are too big for the keyboard. […]
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Monday, May 10th, 2010
So life in the universe was spread and is spreading by aste…
So life in the universe was spread and is spreading by asteroids. How do chickens grip the asteroid? They must hold their breath in space.
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Monday, May 10th, 2010
There are aliens amongst us. We can’t see them because they…
There are aliens amongst us. We can’t see them because they disguise themselves as sprouts.
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Monday, May 10th, 2010
At least it doesn’t matter if we win or lose this game sinc…
At least it doesn’t matter if we win or lose this game since we’re through to the semis anyway.
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Monday, May 10th, 2010
Which iPad to buy? WiFi or 3G. Prices are 429/499/599 (VAT …
Which iPad to buy? WiFi or 3G. Prices are 429/499/599 (VAT inc)for wifi. Add £100 for 3G on each model. Data plans are http://bit.ly/dsdmZz
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Monday, May 10th, 2010
Interest rates held at 0.5%. Not much return on savings st…
Interest rates held at 0.5%. Not much return on savings still. Just more cash for the banks.