• I should be asleep now. Damn coffee. #
  • Well I've offered to take over as leader of the country but I've not heard back from HRM yet. #
  • I've been lying on my arm and it's gone numb. I'm trying to pick my nose but it feels like somebody else is doing it. #
  • The markets will go mad later today because we have no stable government. Lots of short selling. #
  • We can order iPads today. Just hope the pound doesn't fall too much.
    If anyone asks I've ordered a ream of printer paper. #