Archive for May 9th, 2010

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-05-10

Yippee it's the start of the asparagus season. Two for one offers in the supermarkets. English asparagus is the best. # Oddly enough you can't get Brits to pick asparagus (low status thing) so we import E. Europeans to do it. Then complain when they stay here. # Taxviper blog post: What does asparagus look […]

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-05-10

I should be asleep now. Damn coffee. # Well I've offered to take over as leader of the country but I've not heard back from HRM yet. # I've been lying on my arm and it's gone numb. I'm trying to pick my nose but it feels like somebody else is doing it. # The […]

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

The dog sent that last tweet. Nothing to do with me. I th…

The dog sent that last tweet. Nothing to do with me. I think she meant “where’s my bone?”. Her paws are too big for the keyboard.

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Where’s my iPad?

Where’s my iPad?

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

The Gulf of Mexico oil slick capping has stopped because th…

The Gulf of Mexico oil slick capping has stopped because they found crystal meth in the bell thing? No wait. It was crystalline methane.

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

We can order iPads today. Just hope the pound doesn’t fall…

We can order iPads today. Just hope the pound doesn’t fall too much. If anyone asks I’ve ordered a ream of printer paper.

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

The markets will go mad later today because we have no stab…

The markets will go mad later today because we have no stable government. Lots of short selling.

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

I’ve been lying on my arm and it’s gone numb. I’m trying to…

I’ve been lying on my arm and it’s gone numb. I’m trying to pick my nose but it feels like somebody else is doing it.

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Sunday, May 9th, 2010

Well I’ve offered to take over as leader of the country but…

Well I’ve offered to take over as leader of the country but I’ve not heard back from HRM yet.

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