• I wonder if I could fit a motor and wheels to the wheelie bin and have it work by remote control. It only needs to follow a buried cable. #
  • My new coffee maker had a blow back and I had mouthful of coffee grounds. #
  • 28th May then for iPads to be released to the civilised world. By which time we'll all be bankrupt and eating grass and grubs anyway. #
  • With everybody following the election via online data rich sources my ISP's pipes are getting congested. Time for NightNurse. #
  • Well I never got elected as Prime Minister. I only got one vote.
    Wait.
    That means nobody else voted for me. Not even the dog!
    🙂 #
  • No iPad for me then. Apple are charging an extra 80GBP ($120) on top just because it's rip-off Britain! Shame.
    Be cheaper to buy a laptop. #