• Never thought I'd be glad to see rain. It'll save me having to water the fertiliser in. #
  • Polling day today. It'll have to stop raining later then. #
  • It's not who wins the election that matters but which news channel has the fanciest graphics. #bbcnews #skynews #
  • Only joking. Election is important. I can only say 'follow the yellow brick road' #bbcnews #skynews #
  • If apple don't sell me an iPad soon they could lose me to Sony or HP. #
  • Nice letter from DVLA inviting me to give them some money in return for a round bit of coloured paper. #
  • All that padding and he hits his own ankle bone with his bat. Ouch! #
  • I think NZ are done for now. #
  • Go Go Go Sunderland for first result. So that's what sixth formers are for. 🙂 #
  • Governor of California rung in and congratulated Cameron as the new PM. We haven't had a first result in yet. He thinks the exit polls real. #