• I just played 'Until You Were Gone' and it was nothing like the Chipmunks…Oh I see, Chipmunk. Just one of them? #skysongs #
  • Dog was inches away from scoffing a fat bumblebee. I don't know who jumped more when I shouted NO! the dog, me, the bee or the neighbours. #
  • Is it possible to change the icon colours or shapes on the groupies page? I just loaded 183 Buddy Holly with 1 click! I like Buddy but … #
  • @skysongsuk

    Is it possible to change icon colours/shapes on the groupies page? Just loaded 183 Buddy Holly on 1 click! I like him but .. #

  • Americas waking. Interwebs slowing. Get off my pipes! 😉 #
  • I've just found 5p in the pocket of a winter coat. What to buy?
    Even better though I found a blank 8gb USB drive. I don't recall buying it. #
  • Have to put the new colour cartridges in today. Now is cyan blue or red? Why don't they just use red,blue,yellow. It'll be taupe next. #
  • Nearly typed color instead of colour then. Oh this trans Atlantic influence. I'll be calling a car boot a trunk next!
    Hey nonny no. #
  • I can hear Lou Reed singing Perfect Day downstairs.
    Not in person.
    It's the PC having a sing in. #
  • That was a 3 tweet poo!
    Well you have to do something with your hands and I've already read the Argos catalogue a dozen times. #
  • These plums are hard. They never ripen when you want a soft plum. #
  • I've just seen an alien.
    It had 8 legs and dropped from the ceiling on some sort of thin cord. #
  • My netbook just went "ping pong" a whole hour after I'd unplugged an iPod.
    I think it was affected by that 8 legged alien. #
  • This is the second year for the strawberries and they are months ahead of last years. http://twitpic.com/1j2hcc #
  • Time to sit in the garden and relax with a coffee.
    Is that a pneumatic drill I can hear in the distance. #
  • I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
    Just as I stick my head outside it starts to rain. It's not even Bank Holiday yet. #
  • First strawberry flower opened. Two months earlier than last year. I'll be sick of strawberries sooner! http://twitpic.com/1jcta9 #
  • All the printers need feeding today. #
  • I see Gordon Brown isn't wearing a mike today. Just in case he makes another monumental gaffe. #
  • No good glaring at me from under the table Doggy. It's raining so you can't go out.
    It's not my fault.
    Give me my slipper back
    Nice teeth #
  • Adobe CS5 Master Collection only 2305GBP.
    A snip!
    I'll buy five. #
  • Get ready with your worms.
    It's the big debate part trois. #
  • I'll watch in HD so I can laugh at how thick the makeup is. #
  • Think I'll try updating a server to Lucid Lynx tomorrow. Bet I end up doing a reinstall.
    I hope I don't get asked any tricky questions. 🙁 #
  • Don't think I'll bother with the upgrade to Lucid Lynx LTS. Looks a bit complicated to me. Still maybe it'll look easier in the morning. #
  • I've been instructed to go to sleep and stop clicking. Zzzzzzz #
  • It's a nice day if I ever stop yawning. #
  • I just sat on a chair that wasn't there. #
  • @jjedmondson @norm1037 did you find the chair?
    –No but I found a lump on my bum 🙁
    Oh and I found the floor. in reply to jjedmondson #
  • My FTP server sent me a rude message.
    "Timeout — try typing a little faster next time"
    Cheek!
    I thought I was the boss? #
  • Bought 2 500gb external hdd's today. Broke one in about 5 minutes flat. Fixed it though. Just an index problem. Stuck it back on the LAN box #
  • Bit slow on the LAN box though. It's only USB 1.1. Takes for ever. #
  • Oh noes, rain in W.I. #
  • Naughty computer geeks are sent to hell and are made to show PowerPoint presentations for all eternity. #
  • Wonder if that's unlimited eternity or if it's capped? #
  • Get a grip on this discussion chairman. The public are concerned only about illegals. #bbcnews #
  • I like eating raisins but they make my jaws ache. #
  • There's another downside to eating raisins but I won't mention it in case someone is eating. Suffice it to say don't try breaking wind. #
  • Plus I'm told I'm eating currants and not raisins anyway. #
  • Taxviper blog post: Four Months Have Gone By Already. http://bit.ly/bj7nJ8 #
  • Haha just installed the free versions of cat/dog piano. Poor dog thinks the house is full of mangy cats and scrappy dogs. 😀 #
  • I'm not in the Time list of 100 most influential people in the world.

    Again! #

  • I never even made the Time bum hundred. (I think that means least influential rather than a sexual connotation!) #
  • This meow is for you Doggy.
    No come back there's not really a cat. #
  • Just burned 2gb video to DVD only to find I forgot to add the soundtrack!
    Oh fiddlesticks!
    It's just that it takes so long to render the vid #
  • Should have been in bed hours ago. Come on computer speed up and render quicker. Use the force. #
  • Steamy scenes in Dr Who before the watershed now. Typical of the BBC's dumbing down of it's programmes. #BBC #doctorwho #
  • The dogs sprouts are working. #
  • Over 1.3 million iPads sold already, it's doing well. #
  • I just sneezed and the dog jumped like in the Panda Sneeze.
    No-one else even blinked. #
  • Thought I'd gone deaf in my left ear but it was just the earphone had fallen out. Should have left my ear wax in so it could get a grip. #
  • How sad is this. Listening to the LAPD on the iPod. Can't understand what they're saying though. It's in American. #