Archive for April, 2010

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-04-12

I'll have to tone down the 'found a virus' siren. It just went off and gave me a tense nervous headache. # I hate it when the TV makes the same noise as the iPods email notifier. #

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Monday, April 12th, 2010

I hate it when the TV makes the same noise as the iPods ema…

I hate it when the TV makes the same noise as the iPods email notifier.

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Monday, April 12th, 2010

I’ll have to tone down the ‘found a virus’ siren. It just w…

I’ll have to tone down the ‘found a virus’ siren. It just went off and gave me a tense nervous headache.

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Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-11

Email says my HSBC account has been suspended. Just as well I don't have an account with them then. # Doggy, when I offer you a biscuit there's no need to eat my fingers as well. # I ate too much chocolate and now I have this huge zitt. I may have to stand up […]

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Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-04-11

A blackbird just swallowed a worm whole. I know that sensation. It's like having catarrh. # Augmented reality beer. You can almost touch the pink elephants. # Defrosting the meat. The dog is on guard duty so that nobody steals it. # Odd. I just noticed they don't put a "may contain nuts" warning on […]

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Sunday, April 11th, 2010

My latest sports idea. Elephant jumping. It’s like horse j…

My latest sports idea. Elephant jumping. It’s like horse jumping but with elephants.

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Sunday, April 11th, 2010

I could have been a world class golfer. But I don’t have an…

I could have been a world class golfer. But I don’t have any golf sticks.

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Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Well done Pompy.

Well done Pompy.

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Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Be nice if Pompy got through.

Be nice if Pompy got through.

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Sunday, April 11th, 2010

Odd. I just noticed they don’t put a “may contain nuts” war…

Odd. I just noticed they don’t put a “may contain nuts” warning on jars of nutella. They put them on everything else. Even on bananas.

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