• Have to put the new colour cartridges in today. Now is cyan blue or red? Why don't they just use red,blue,yellow. It'll be taupe next. #
  • Nearly typed color instead of colour then. Oh this trans Atlantic influence. I'll be calling a car boot a trunk next!
    Hey nonny no. #
  • I can hear Lou Reed singing Perfect Day downstairs.
    Not in person.
    It's the PC having a sing in. #
  • That was a 3 tweet poo!
    Well you have to do something with your hands and I've already read the Argos catalogue a dozen times. #
  • These plums are hard. They never ripen when you want a soft plum. #
  • I've just seen an alien.
    It had 8 legs and dropped from the ceiling on some sort of thin cord. #
  • My netbook just went "ping pong" a whole hour after I'd unplugged an iPod.
    I think it was affected by that 8 legged alien. #