• I keep getting all those emails again from some Chinese bloke name of Bill Ling.
    Wonder if he's related to Bill Posters or Bill Enclosed? #
  • @skysongsuk
    The #skysongsuk groupies page is a great feature. I hope it's never taken away. Secret fan is busy. #
  • I think we're right to worry about Iran having nuclear weapons when their leader comes out with "extramarital sex causes earthquakes". Sigh. #
  • Ahhh, Marmite on toast.
    You can't beat it.
    Real Marmite from the Marmite tree. #
  • How ironic. The first UK plane will take off from Glasgow for … Iceland!
    Maybe it's a bombing run. #
  • Do those two news readers have St. Vitus' Dance?
    Keep still for heavens sake. #bbcnews #
  • If you plug the kettle in it works. – Old Ancient Proverb. #
  • I'm sitting outside in the sun. But it's still cold. Have to wait for a cloud to pass over so I can see the screen. #
  • Dog just 'nosed' my arm and sent the iPod into orbit. I've never moved so fast. Caught it though. Dog just snickered at me. #
  • Weee the pebble fountain just came. I must make a pebble fountain video in 3D. #
  • The biggest bean is not always the tastiest. – Norm the Sage #
  • A Twitter a day keeps the doctor away. A Twitter a minute just means you're bored. – Swami Norm #
  • A watched kettle never boils, it just burns your eye. – Mystic Norm #
  • @CheeseRations

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE

    From Doggy #

  • People rescued by the Royal Navy from Spain are waking up in Afghanistan with a shilling in their pockets. They've been press ganged! #
  • Giges dropping irc servers. Suppose that means I'll have to do something technical on the replacements rather than lounge around doing nowt? #
  • I had a strange dream,woke up in a sweaty panic thinking all the ipv6 addresses had been used up. Maybe the sprouts Mexican I ate caused it? #
  • And, speaking of sprouts Mexican I seem to be overproducing the old methane gas this morning. Hope it doesn't add to the global warming. #
  • Earth Day? I thought we'd had one. Somebody after money I suppose selling crappy Earth Day cards. #
  • Just spent ages looking for my hat. It was on my head.
    I'm always doing that.
    Now then, where are my glasses? #
  • Things could be worse. We could all be stuck with 300 baud modems. That'd be fun. #
  • "a jack has been unplugged"
    I know, I know. I did it. It was me.
    I plead guilty. Lock me up. #
  • I must think of something better for a webpage than "under construction". #
  • The clothes horse full of pants was
    left in front of the webcam for a couple of days. Must remove the images that got uploaded. Yikes!! #
  • Less than 12 hours since I started a new server and the Chinese are trying to POP in.
    Bugger Off!
    There's nobody called Irene or Margaret! #
  • Big enquiry going on about who ate the second cake. I've denied everything and pleaded the 5th. Anyway it's all #nickcleggsfault #
  • Come on Liverpool just kick the ball into the back of the net. #
  • I wonder if I could motorise the wheelie bins and add an AI system so they could put themselves out on bin days and bring themselves in? #
  • Today is St Georges day so fly the flag. #
  • Just dropped iPod on the patio face down. Good job it was in it's silicone sock. Otherwise i'd have been off to the shops for a replacement. #
  • Japan is developing thought controlled devices. If I get any they'll probably wander upstairs and forget what they've gone upstairs for. #
  • Haven't watched the news for hours. Are we at war with anybody yet or are they still prattling on about the election? #
  • Why does my icon du jour remind me of nurses uniforms….pwoooorrrr #happystgeorgesday #
  • Scratch one cup.
    Doing well with the crockery of late. There'll soon be nowt left. #
  • Cups used to bounce. They don't make them like they used to…from melamine. #
  • Ah peace and quiet at last. Nobody about. Just the dog and squeaky duck,1000 whistling sparrows and some damn kid on a 5cc motorbike. #
  • Must change that icon now. St Georges Day is over. #
  • I'll be glad when the election is over and we can get back to watching top tv programmes on the beeb again. #BBC #BBCClick #
  • Garlic chicken smells nice.
    Is that thunder? No it's my stomach a rumblin' oh. #
  • That's okay Doggy you just shake the rain off your coat all over the TV and stuff.
    Then lie next to me on the sofa and dry yourself on me. #
  • @BBCClick Congratulations to you both. in reply to BBCClick #