• Better get a gas mask for the dog for when the volcanic ash starts to fall. #
  • Amazing how many Insurance companies have found religion and are invoking the Act of God clause. #
  • Fighting off bumble bees and now the wasps have started.
    GET OUT THE HOUSE AND FIND YOUR OWN PLACE! #
  • I go in the garden to photograph wildlife and all I can find is an ant. They're tricky to photograph as they keep moving about at high speed #
  • I ran out to see an aeroplane but stubbed my toe. It was only a kid riding a lawnmower anyway. #
  • How typical. There's no ash over Iceland so their planes are flying as normal. We should sue them for flicking their ash over us. #
  • I've seen so much about the volcano ash cloud on the news channels over the past two days that I almost qualify as a world expert now. #
  • Choice of meat for dinner. Beef,beef or beef? I'll have the chicken.
    No chicken? Who did the shopping? Oh yes me. I'll have the beef then. #
  • I wouldn't say this gravy was thick but has anyone seen the trowel? #
  • The gravy could hardly move about but it still managed to leap off the plate onto my shirt unless it was when I dropped the potato. #
  • Unfortunate names for the Microsoft phone. Kin 1 and Kin 2. I wonder if there will be a Kin hell? #