• A blackbird just swallowed a worm whole. I know that sensation. It's like having catarrh. #
  • Augmented reality beer. You can almost touch the pink elephants. #
  • Defrosting the meat. The dog is on guard duty so that nobody steals it. #
  • Odd. I just noticed they don't put a "may contain nuts" warning on jars of nutella. They put them on everything else. Even on bananas. #
  • Be nice if Pompy got through. #
  • Well done Pompy. #
  • I could have been a world class golfer. But I don't have any golf sticks. #
  • My latest sports idea. Elephant jumping.
    It's like horse jumping but with elephants. #