• 15c now. Has the earth moved out of orbit and about to fall into the sun? Or was that in a film I saw once? #
  • Wearing my all blue ensemble that I created yesterday in the washing machine. It could catch on. I should copyright the idea. Oh I have #
  • I reckon this years Grand National winner will be…

    a horse! #

  • A mosquito is sitting on the wall eyeing me up. I can hear him licking his lips. If I can find a newspaper he'll have something to read soon #
  • Once again I haven't made it to the front cover of Time. #
  • The Grand National today will be 'horsesome'. Hahaha #
  • May have to do an emergency shop. Almost run out of nutella. Might not last through the weekend. Unbelievable. It's a World crisis! #
  • Wonder if the RAF still do emergency nutella air drops? #
  • So Tony McCoy on Dont Push It has won the National.
    I hope his teeth are okay before Clare Balding interviews him. #
  • Panic over. There was a nu jar of nutella in the marmite cupboard. Of course by rights it should have been in the nutella cupboard. #
  • Flip. i say the word 'copyright' and some lawyer wants to follow me!. Nah don't think so. #