• Well according to twittercounter I'm not *quite* in the top 100. #
  • I feel colder than a penguins bum. #
  • I've just seen a flying saucer. It fell off the table. #
  • The flying saucer was closely followed by a flying cup. Maybe I should report it to MUFON. #
  • There was a flying teaspoon as well. Most unusual sighting. #
  • Tug of war between me the dog and an empty crisp bag. Thought she was asleep but she had a paw on the bag just in case I tried to steal it. #