• I seem to be missing 10 hrs of Twitter. Where'd it go? #
  • Pigeon just dropped down the chimney scared me to death. Ist try to grab him and half his tail feathers came out. Got him on the second go. #
  • Pigeon flew around the room but I managed to get him and let him go outside. He flew off okay albeit with a list to starboard. #
  • To the pigeons credit he never pooed anywhere or tried to peck me. Must have been the shock of the chimney fall and he'd already pooed. #
  • 15,000 bikers have been in the procession through Wootton Bassett. Raised over £75,000. Well done. #
  • @CheeseRations Go Charlie Go! Don't forget the goggles #