• Had my eyes tested for new specs. Told them I didn't want to look like Sarah Palin so I'm getting deeper lenses. #
  • There's a cold war bunker in the Peak District for sale on eBay at £25,000. Says it has stunning views which is odd 'cos it's underground. #
  • Yay for Morgan what a game! #
  • Odd. Our clock just struck 32 o'clock. Thought I'd fixed it last time. #
  • So Google have bought Picnik. I wonder if it'll stay available on flickr? Google have said they'll continue to work with their partners. #
  • Dog has just plonked her dinner bowl down in front of me. What can this mean? What are you trying to say Doggy? Tee Hee. #
  • The grass is starting to grow. Better get a couple sheep in to give it a trim. #
  • This meats tough. I'll get the dog to prechew it. #
  • Can't believe we're one down. What a raggy half!! #
  • Goooooooaaaaaallllllllllll #
  • Yay another goooooooaaaaaallllllllllll #
  • Another goooooooaaaaaallllllllllll #
  • That was a good result. 3-1 #
  • I seem to be very popular today with lots of people in foreign countries wanting to give me a share of their millions. How kind. #
  • Listening to Radio 4 Live: Live via #tunerfreemce #
  • Today's stench wafting round the house is Pine Needles. I can't see what's wrong with the smell of sprouts personally. #
  • Didn't get meat out the freezer early enough apparantly. So dinner will be late. Yes, let's all blame me but my instructions weren't clear. #
  • Fancy putting the England v Bangladesh match on at 3.00 am Friday. How can I watch that? It'll be over before I get up. Damn silly!! #
  • Hope it rains and they all get wet. 🙁 #
  • Just searched the house looking for the dog. Found her snoozing in her basket. Obvious place to have looked first I suppose. #
  • Should let sleeping dogs lie. She's hopped up on my shoulder now for a free ride round the house. #
  • I hope these are chocolate raisins. #
  • @BBCClick Looks like we lost Click again to politics. We should all rise up and revolt. News/Click could go on the red button for 30 mins. #
  • I wouldn't want to be sat next to the bloke with the big drum at the Pompey Blues match! #
  • Mmmmhhh Colombian coffee – black. Marmite on toast! Sheer umami. #
  • A cream doughnut is calling to me from the fridge. "Eat me. Eat me."
    Oh, alright then. #
  • I shall be glad when I get my new specs so I can see just how ugly people around me really are. 🙂 #