Archive for February, 2010
Sunday, February 21st, 2010
I don’t think they used stones to build the pyramids. They …
I don’t think they used stones to build the pyramids. They used concrete that looked like stone. Then stuck them together with gorilla glue.
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Sunday, February 21st, 2010
Water trickles through the rocks for thousands of years. Ge…
Water trickles through the rocks for thousands of years. Gets bottled and given a best before date of 12 months. The bottlers tell porkies.
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Sunday, February 21st, 2010
We don’t want no more snow not no how. Okay?
We don’t want no more snow not no how. Okay?
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
Just looked outside and it looks like snowmageddon. Don’t k…
Just looked outside and it looks like snowmageddon. Don’t know where it’s all coming from.
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-02-20
@BBCClick So I tune in to watch Click and get some Scottish bloke wittering on. Has the world gone mad? There should be a 'Click' channel. # Yes it was me who left the toilet seat up okay! No need to call in Scotland Yard. No wonder they sit to pee in some countries. Less […]
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
That ghost programme was giving me the willies. Especially …
That ghost programme was giving me the willies. Especially when the dog did a sneeze like the sneezing baby panda.
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
My adsl router thought it was Feb 14 today. Silly router. N…
My adsl router thought it was Feb 14 today. Silly router. No wonder my news was old.
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
Bigfoot? It’s just a bloke in a furry suit.
Bigfoot? It’s just a bloke in a furry suit.
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
I’ve just found a teaspoon down the back of the sofa. Who s…
I’ve just found a teaspoon down the back of the sofa. Who says you can never find a teaspoon when you want one. Mind you I don’t need it now
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Saturday, February 20th, 2010
Pity England dropped off towards the end. Still a reasonabl…
Pity England dropped off towards the end. Still a reasonable total but Pakistan might get it.