Archive for February, 2010

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

I’ve just eaten a bag of chocolate malty balls and now feel…

I’ve just eaten a bag of chocolate malty balls and now feel like I shouldn’t have. Pass the bucket.

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Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Next time I shake a carton of smoothie I’ll check the tops …

Next time I shake a carton of smoothie I’ll check the tops on properly. Here doggy doggy…

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Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Our 1000th tweet. Here’s hoping the next 1000 will be full …

Our 1000th tweet. Here’s hoping the next 1000 will be full of drivel as well.

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Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

It’s the sun! It’s the sun! I’ve just seen it in the sky. T…

It’s the sun! It’s the sun! I’ve just seen it in the sky. The rumours are true. It does exist.

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Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Wish the plums would ripen. They’re supposed to be ‘ready t…

Wish the plums would ripen. They’re supposed to be ‘ready to eat’ but they’re like conkers.

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Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Somebody stole all the snow overnight. Thank goodness.

Somebody stole all the snow overnight. Thank goodness.

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Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Twitter Updates for 2010-02-23

Scientists at San Diego Zoo have found out how elephants communicate. They don't use email as previously thought. They use Twitter. # 50 million tweets sent each day by people on Twitter. I don't know if that's each because I'm a bit behind if it is. # I ordered rain and they've sent me snow. […]

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Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

You can now buy glow in the dark toilet rolls. Ideal for ca…

You can now buy glow in the dark toilet rolls. Ideal for camping or power cuts. At £5 a roll you’d have to use it sparingly. Use both sides!

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Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

I ordered rain and they’ve sent me snow. Can’t trust anybod…

I ordered rain and they’ve sent me snow. Can’t trust anybody these days.

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Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

50 million tweets sent each day by people on Twitter. I don…

50 million tweets sent each day by people on Twitter. I don’t know if that’s each because I’m a bit behind if it is.

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