Archive for February, 2010
Friday, February 5th, 2010
I thought a rare bird was visiting my seed feeders. It was …
I thought a rare bird was visiting my seed feeders. It was just a sparrow in disguise. Another bird had pooed on its head. Looked like a wig
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
Smells like a knocking shop here. What on earth is Yiang Yi…
Smells like a knocking shop here. What on earth is Yiang Yiang III ? Actually it smells nice but I miss my eau du fart cree par l’homme.
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
This red berry smoothie looks like something Klingons drink…
This red berry smoothie looks like something Klingons drink and tastes like something they’d pass.
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
Three weeks later and I’ve managed to open a new box of tea…
Three weeks later and I’ve managed to open a new box of teabags.
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
If I hear the term ‘3D’ again I’ll spit.
If I hear the term ‘3D’ again I’ll spit.
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
I’ll have to get a haircut soon I’m having trouble locating…
I’ll have to get a haircut soon I’m having trouble locating my ears. Maybe I could attach post-it notes either side of my head. L-ear R-ear
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
I must stop singing Abba songs loudly. Especially “Gimme Gi…
I must stop singing Abba songs loudly. Especially “Gimme Gimme Gimme”!! What will the neighbours think? Well it *is* a catchy tune.
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Friday, February 5th, 2010
I’m so excited. My pencil delivery should come today. Yes i…
I’m so excited. My pencil delivery should come today. Yes it’s been a quiet week.
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-02-04
After watching that documentary I hope I don't have funny dreams about prairie dogs popping up all over the place out of various orifices. # What an 'orrible miserable day today. It's like living on Jupiter. # Who'd buy a Toyota car now? # I've found some unobtanium in the back of the fridge. No, […]
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Thursday, February 4th, 2010
I’ve found some unobtanium in the back of the fridge. No, w…
I’ve found some unobtanium in the back of the fridge. No, wait… It’s a lump of mouldy cheese.