• That letter from e•on looks suspiciously like an electricity bill.
    Yes it is.
    OMG Have we been heating and lighting the whole town? #
  • @wolfnix I reckon it must have been a huge monitor. About 150 inches I think. With a solid gold surround. in reply to wolfnix #
  • Give the bathroom 5 minutes. Make it 10. Must fix the fan one day. #
  • Why oh why is UK at the bottom of drop down lists. Should be at the top to save me scrolling down. #
  • New slippers nearly took over as I came downstairs. Maybe they're possessed? Whooooooo hooooo (supposed to be ghost noise,sounds like owl). #
  • Scientists at San Diego Zoo have found out how elephants communicate. They don't use email as previously thought. They use Twitter. #
  • 50 million tweets sent each day by people on Twitter. I don't know if that's each because I'm a bit behind if it is. #
  • I ordered rain and they've sent me snow. Can't trust anybody these days. #
  • You can now buy glow in the dark toilet rolls. Ideal for camping or power cuts. At £5 a roll you'd have to use it sparingly. Use both sides! #
  • Somebody stole all the snow overnight. Thank goodness. #
  • Wish the plums would ripen. They're supposed to be 'ready to eat' but they're like conkers. #
  • It's the sun! It's the sun! I've just seen it in the sky. The rumours are true. It does exist. #
  • Our 1000th tweet. Here's hoping the next 1000 will be full of drivel as well. #
  • Next time I shake a carton of smoothie I'll check the tops on properly. Here doggy doggy… #
  • I've just eaten a bag of chocolate malty balls and now feel like I shouldn't have. Pass the bucket. #
  • I wish I could be user generated. #
  • Report says that 93% of human behaviour is predictable. Well I knew that. I can always predict what I am going to do. Report must be wrong. #
  • Neighbours Toyota pulled up onto his drive. Don't know where the neighbour is though. Probably still in town. #
  • Time for a bar of chocolate. #
  • Rain rain rain. I'd rather have the snow back. At least the dog wouldn't be knee deep in mud and kindly tramping it throughout the house. #
  • There's a cold east wind blowing up my back passage. #
  • wifi iPads will sell in the UK in March and 3G April. Speculation is that pricing in rip-off UK will be higher than in US. You can bet on it #
  • Seems I rank 519,254 in Twitter ranking. No far to go to the top 100 then. Ha Ha Ha etc. #
  • That's the last time I'll change my password. Stupid Twitter locked me out for an hour. #
  • I like honeydew melons but that tough yellow skin takes some chewing. #
  • Bridge should have shook hands with Terry and moved on. At least he wouldn't get booed then each time he gets the ball. #
  • Bad day yesterday. Lost 7lbs in fluids. Thought my internal pipes had switched places. Hope to pass solids today. Just don't make me laugh. #
  • I'm so excited. Shaun the Sheep is on in 20 mins. Yay! #