• Somebody stole all the snow overnight. Thank goodness. #
  • Wish the plums would ripen. They're supposed to be 'ready to eat' but they're like conkers. #
  • It's the sun! It's the sun! I've just seen it in the sky. The rumours are true. It does exist. #
  • Our 1000th tweet. Here's hoping the next 1000 will be full of drivel as well. #
  • Next time I shake a carton of smoothie I'll check the tops on properly. Here doggy doggy… #
  • I've just eaten a bag of chocolate malty balls and now feel like I shouldn't have. Pass the bucket. #