• Scientists at San Diego Zoo have found out how elephants communicate. They don't use email as previously thought. They use Twitter. #
  • 50 million tweets sent each day by people on Twitter. I don't know if that's each because I'm a bit behind if it is. #
  • I ordered rain and they've sent me snow. Can't trust anybody these days. #
  • You can now buy glow in the dark toilet rolls. Ideal for camping or power cuts. At £5 a roll you'd have to use it sparingly. Use both sides! #