• I wonder what fried Aardvaak tastes like? #
  • Thought I'd eaten an hedgehog once. Turned out to be a chicken with its' feather stalks left on. #
  • Going into shop decided to have glucose tablet. It'd broken so I tipped it into my hand. As I go thro' the door I'm snorting white powder!!! #
  • @skysongsuk Hi. Any idea why music co never allowed Jedward as a download. Seems odd, no wonder it only stayed 2 weeks in top ten. #
  • Happy Pancake Day 2010 everybody. #pancakeday #
  • @skysongsuk re Jedward. Thanks. It was stream only whilst in the chart. Maybe they just changed it. It's a conspiracy. 🙂 #
  • Eating a pancake and holding the dog at bay with the fork. If I blink all could be lost, literally. #
  • @skysongsuk re the jedward link again 🙂 Sorted this out.Try clicking each download button for radio edit ver and one only allows streaming. #
  • This tv programme says there's a black hole in the middle of the earth. Nonsense. We'd all be sucked in and disappear. #
  • If we were sucked in we'd have to come out somewhere but inside out. Perhaps that's what's really happening continuously but very fast. #
  • Yes but how heavy was Lady GaGa's headpiece/hairpiece/hat? #skysongs #
  • Snow? You cannot be serious? #
  • BBC have sent 74 people to cover the Winter Olympics and we only have 22 competitors in it. Even the broadcasting is done by the host nation #
  • So Toyotas now have a steering problem. Their cars are going nowhere. Well, not where their drivers want them to anyway. #
  • Readers Digest UK goes into administration. Shame that. We'll have to buy toilet paper now. I'll miss that shiny abrasive surface. #
  • I've just been followed by a Toyota. I managed to shake it off by going upstairs and hiding in the airing cupboard. #
  • Swallowed a cough drop whole. I hope it disolves and doesn't bung me up.Still my stomach won't get a cough although it's making funny noises #
  • It's so cold my goosebumps have goosebumps on their goosebumps. Unless I have a lot of zits. #
  • @BBCClick 4 mins over? Keep it in and tell the BBCNews readers to talk faster or cut one of their items. in reply to BBCClick #
  • Huge snowflakes a falling. It's also raining which is just as well else we'd soon be knee deep in the stuff. #
  • Newly released UK MOD UFO pictures show one shaped like a Toblerone. Maybe that was a hot air balloon. The Tobleroonies aren't so advanced. #
  • Something metallic got sucked up the vacuum again. Hope it wasn't important. Nothings fallen apart or started to list yet. #
  • Just settled down to a nice hot mug of gravy. It should have been coffee but all the jars look alike to me. #
  • Dan Simmons on how mobile phones will become more personal in 2010 http://bit.ly/bJpjdd (via @BBCClick) — Not Dan 'the destroyer' Simmons? #
  • Spent all afternoon moving sofa and chairs. Must have moved them miles and I swear they're back in the same place bar a micron. #
  • You don't see many canaries playing the violin these days. #
  • @BBCClick So I tune in to watch Click and get some Scottish bloke wittering on. Has the world gone mad? There should be a 'Click' channel. #
  • Yes it was me who left the toilet seat up okay! No need to call in Scotland Yard.
    No wonder they sit to pee in some countries. Less aggro. #
  • England have a good batting line up so they should swing the bat a bit. #
  • When I said to swing the bat I didn't mean get bowled! #
  • Pity England dropped off towards the end. Still a reasonable total but Pakistan might get it. #
  • I've just found a teaspoon down the back of the sofa. Who says you can never find a teaspoon when you want one. Mind you I don't need it now #
  • Bigfoot? It's just a bloke in a furry suit. #
  • My adsl router thought it was Feb 14 today. Silly router. No wonder my news was old. #
  • That ghost programme was giving me the willies. Especially when the dog did a sneeze like the sneezing baby panda. #
  • Just looked outside and it looks like snowmageddon. Don't know where it's all coming from. #
  • We don't want no more snow not no how. Okay? #
  • Water trickles through the rocks for thousands of years. Gets bottled and given a best before date of 12 months. The bottlers tell porkies. #
  • I don't think they used stones to build the pyramids. They used concrete that looked like stone. Then stuck them together with gorilla glue. #
  • What happens when the oil runs out? How will we make our plastic carrier bags then? #