• @BBCClick So I tune in to watch Click and get some Scottish bloke wittering on. Has the world gone mad? There should be a 'Click' channel. #
  • Yes it was me who left the toilet seat up okay! No need to call in Scotland Yard.
    No wonder they sit to pee in some countries. Less aggro. #
  • England have a good batting line up so they should swing the bat a bit. #
  • When I said to swing the bat I didn't mean get bowled! #
  • Pity England dropped off towards the end. Still a reasonable total but Pakistan might get it. #
  • I've just found a teaspoon down the back of the sofa. Who says you can never find a teaspoon when you want one. Mind you I don't need it now #
  • Bigfoot? It's just a bloke in a furry suit. #
  • My adsl router thought it was Feb 14 today. Silly router. No wonder my news was old. #
  • That ghost programme was giving me the willies. Especially when the dog did a sneeze like the sneezing baby panda. #