• Yes but how heavy was Lady GaGa's headpiece/hairpiece/hat? #skysongs #
  • Snow? You cannot be serious? #
  • BBC have sent 74 people to cover the Winter Olympics and we only have 22 competitors in it. Even the broadcasting is done by the host nation #
  • So Toyotas now have a steering problem. Their cars are going nowhere. Well, not where their drivers want them to anyway. #
  • Readers Digest UK goes into administration. Shame that. We'll have to buy toilet paper now. I'll miss that shiny abrasive surface. #
  • I've just been followed by a Toyota. I managed to shake it off by going upstairs and hiding in the airing cupboard. #
  • Swallowed a cough drop whole. I hope it disolves and doesn't bung me up.Still my stomach won't get a cough although it's making funny noises #