Sun 14 Feb 2010
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-14
Posted by norm1037 under Primary Adjunct
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- Fell asleep at half time. Must have been the crappy Who show that did for me. I missed the better 2nd half but I had to be up at 7am. Pooh #
- I'm writing a strong letter to the NFL to put next years game on a bit earlier. I bet they'll move it to the west coast just to spite me. #
- Waiting for UPS. I think I've been here before. Déjà Vu. I'm up and down like a whores drawers everytime a van drives by. What was that? #
- There's nothing worse than stubbing your toe!! Although sitting on your conkers hurts as well if not more. #
- Well if the snow comes back our snowdrops will be done for. They will be no more. They will be deceased snowdrops. Not even sleeping. #
- UPS package of pencils finally arrived. The package looked like it had been used in the Super Bowl match. Hope all the leads are okay. #
- I've suddenly gotten an urge to eat a haggis. Tescos do a vegetarian haggis.
Weird.
I'll probably settle for pilchards on toast though. # - I had pilchards on toast after all but I think there was something fishy about it. #
- At last they are replacing hospital gowns with a tie at the side design. The old ones tied at the back and exposed your arse to draughts. #
- Silly thing to do. Make tea with boiling water then drink a couple of mouthfuls. Instant sore throat follows a short cry of aaaarrrrrgghhhh. #
- I'll have to get a dog flap fitted. She opens the door with her nose but fails to kick it shut afterwards. I have to pull it too each time. #
- It's fight time for the sofa. Dog is preparing for her power nap. I'll join her once she's stopped walking round in circles. #
- Kraft closing a UK Cadbury factory and moving production to Poland already. Not surprised. Wonder if the shareholders feel a twinge of guilt #
- Listening to Alvin and the Chipmunks chirruping Hot n Cold. Wonder if chipmunks really eat chips. #skysongs #
- I hope these monster snowflakes are just passing by and don't intend moving in. I don't want a Snowmaggedon here thank you very much. #
- I hate it when you carry a bowl of soup, turn round too quickly and end up with half a bowl of soup. Here doggy! Din dins. #
- I'll have to get a new LAN server. The Pentium 3 is a tad slow crunching my databasii. But how to disguise it as a household appliance? #
- I hate it when snow I never ordered arrives. #
- I hate recycling day. I have to get up before I've gone to bed just to feed the paper and plastic mountains. I bet they just bury it anyway. #
- PC rebooted 3 times after those 20 million updates last night then did it's long install of another 3 packages. I get to use my PC soon. #
- Dogs got the hump. Giving me dirty looks. I'll win her round with a biscuit. Always works. #
- I think she glares deliberately because she knows I'll crack and give her a biscuit. Crafty so and so. #
- I sat on my glasses and bent the frame. Took me ages to bend it back. Still not right but I don't want to snap the arms off. More expense. #
- I just fancy a kiwi fruit. #
- The bin men are getting earlier and earlier. They'll soon be collecting it before I put it out. #
- I'm entering the Winter Olympics in the ice cube sucking category. #
- Everbody has too much snow except for Vancouver where they need it. #
- Is it legal to build a mantrap to catch the postman? I just wish they'd linger longer after knocking the door. They can run fast as well. #
- @CheeseRations Congrats on the anniversary btw. How does she put up with you? Have you bought the card/flowers for the 14th? #
- Everytime the ref blows his whistle my sheepdog tries to round me up and stick me in the pen. If I don't comply she sits on me. #