• At last they are replacing hospital gowns with a tie at the side design. The old ones tied at the back and exposed your arse to draughts. #
  • Silly thing to do. Make tea with boiling water then drink a couple of mouthfuls. Instant sore throat follows a short cry of aaaarrrrrgghhhh. #
  • I'll have to get a dog flap fitted. She opens the door with her nose but fails to kick it shut afterwards. I have to pull it too each time. #
  • It's fight time for the sofa. Dog is preparing for her power nap. I'll join her once she's stopped walking round in circles. #
  • Kraft closing a UK Cadbury factory and moving production to Poland already. Not surprised. Wonder if the shareholders feel a twinge of guilt #