• I think Doggy is getting broody. She just carried a slipper up the garden an hid it under her bush. I'll have to hop to and recover it. #
  • Shh the dogs fallen asleep under the radiator in the bathroom. Unless she's succumbed to the gas attack. I'd take a pic but I'm indisposed. #
  • All them kids running about in the supermarket. Heaven knows what diseases I've picked up. Should have worn my mask, gloves and snorkel. #
  • It's national phone in sick day today. So I did but the lady said I didn't work there. So I said I knew but thought I could phone anybody. #
  • Don't eat snacks with chilli powder in and then rub your eye with your snack eating hand. #