Archive for January, 2010
Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Everybody should be educated here in the UK where one in fou…
Everybody should be educated here in the UK where one in four kids think that bacon comes from sheep. Well they call it baacon don’t they?
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Thursday, January 21st, 2010
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse. But the horses in the fie…
I’m so hungry I could eat a horse. But the horses in the field are a bit manky and haven’t got much meat on them. Be okay for bone soup.
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Thursday, January 21st, 2010
I’ve got a zit on my neck. I hope it’s not puberty again. I …
I’ve got a zit on my neck. I hope it’s not puberty again. I had the devil of a job getting rid of it last time.
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Thursday, January 21st, 2010
I see I’ve missed out on a BAFTA nomination again.
I see I’ve missed out on a BAFTA nomination again.
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Thursday, January 21st, 2010
It’s so cold today. I think we made a mistake in getting rid…
It’s so cold today. I think we made a mistake in getting rid of our fur. Animals kept theirs and keep warm.
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Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
It’s amazing how many squeaks, creaks and groans a house mak…
It’s amazing how many squeaks, creaks and groans a house makes. You can see why our ancestors believed in ghosty things.
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Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-20
No snow yet. # That mackerel I cooked yesterday was nice but I can't get rid of the smell. We all smell fishy even the dog. Wait, the dog? # This snow that was forecast looks suspiciously like rain to me. It'll be a very soggy snowman that's built. # Rather than a big 10" […]
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Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Well I’ve been looking at the sky for fifteen minutes and I …
Well I’ve been looking at the sky for fifteen minutes and I haven’t seen any UFO’s yet. I do have a stff neck though.
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Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Sipping port. Nobody about. Peace and quiet apart from the d…
Sipping port. Nobody about. Peace and quiet apart from the dripping tap. I must get that fixed. It’s giving me funny dreams.
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Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Rather than a big 10″ iTablet I’d prefer a normal iPod but w…
Rather than a big 10″ iTablet I’d prefer a normal iPod but with a big strap on battery even if it made it twice as fat, and a 5 mp camera.