• Unusual name for Bill Gates new website gate snots.com. No wait, I misread it it's gatesnotes.com. Sorry Bill. #
  • Aid officials complaining about too many US troops in Haiti. Fine until law & order breaks down and aid officials get attacked/ killed. #
  • Skippy, Skippy, Skippy the bush kangaroo. Skippy, Skippy, Skippy our friend ever true.
    Funny the things that suddenly pop into your head. #
  • Well if the new Apple is just a games machine with a few social apps it's off my list. #
  • So I've set the microwave to 10 mins but why am I standing watching it? I'll be glad when the head chef returns. #
  • I found a pair of socks, one red and one blue. Don't remember buying them. Oddily enough there's a similar pair (1 blue 1 red) in the drawer #
  • So we're out of recession at last. But growth is only 0.1% and those monthly figures are normally downgraded. Bet they won't be this month. #
  • For monthly read quarterly. #
  • Put a new battery in my mobile. Hopefully it'll last longer than one day. Used to get ten days. I thought aliens were draining the power. #
  • Just woke up from a power nap. It didn't work. I'm all iritable and have an imprint of the cushion on my face. Looks like some weird scar. #
  • @BBCClick it'll be an iPod sock. in reply to BBCClick #
  • DreamHost
    Fail
    Did I win a prize? Was I supposed to say 'fail' or not say 'fail'?
    I live in the UK. Does that count as we are 51st state. #
  • Power snooze time. Wake me up at 6pm GMT so I can see the new iPod sock from Apple. #
  • I'll have to buy a man bag now to carry my iPad. #
  • Hey what's this ad for the DreamHost iPad giveaway doing at the top of my Twitter app? 🙂 #
  • Waiting for plumber. Moer laik knightmare plumber. #
  • Plumber rang to say they're running late. I don't believe it. Wait… I think I do. Deep down I expected it. Sigh. Really big sigh. Sighhhhh #
  • I spy with my little eye something beginning with P. Well it certainly ain't Plumber! Bastards!! #
  • My plumber is on the way. Must be coming from Poland. #
  • Spent my iPad money on plumbing. Have to start my secret slush fund up again. #
  • Could only happen in UK. Driver stops in traffic jam,puts parking brake on and blows his nose. Ticketed for not being in control of vehicle #
  • Thought I'd got a gas leak. Turns out it was a casserole cooking in the slow cooker. Says a lot for what it's going to taste like. #
  • @ItsAllAboutCov It's Mars. #
  • Ah the weekend. Nothing to do at all…
    Right I'm bored now. I could flick the dogs ears perhaps. Here doggy … #
  • @skysongsuk Anyone using skysongs know if streaming is working or is it me? #
  • I could just eat a turkey and chips. What do I get? Pasta and fish. About enough to half fill a sparrows beak! #
  • Weee Skysongs is back and the site updated to allow ff to remember passwords. #
  • Why is it always me that fills the kettle? #
  • I have stereo snoring. #