• Waiting for plumber. Moer laik knightmare plumber. #
  • Plumber rang to say they're running late. I don't believe it. Wait… I think I do. Deep down I expected it. Sigh. Really big sigh. Sighhhhh #
  • I spy with my little eye something beginning with P. Well it certainly ain't Plumber! Bastards!! #
  • My plumber is on the way. Must be coming from Poland. #
  • Spent my iPad money on plumbing. Have to start my secret slush fund up again. #
  • Could only happen in UK. Driver stops in traffic jam,puts parking brake on and blows his nose. Ticketed for not being in control of vehicle #