• Must be spring. It's warm, sunny and there's the worlds biggest meat fly buzzing round the house. Why me? Bet he smelt the vegetable curry. #
  • Damn meat fly's followed me into the bog! Is nowhere sacred? Yes I Twitter from there so wash your hands afterwards. Gawd here's the dog now #
  • Splatted the fly with an Argos catalogue (well you need something to read and if you run out of paper it's handy). Given fly a burial at sea #
  • No sooner than I say the weather's great than it starts to pour down. Oh well, normal service has resumed. #
  • Wow what a throw from Delap! #
  • Stoke 3 Arsenal 1
    Who'd have expected that? Arsenal out of the FA Cup. #
  • Can't wait for the announcement on Wednesday. I reckon it'll be an iPod sock. Just for a laugh. Do Apple do humour though? #