• Dogs trying to hypnotise me. "You are feeling drowsy. You will fetch me a biscuit. "
    I will obey.
    Damn collie stare. #
  • The dripping tap and the pouring rain are making me want to go to the loo every five minutes. #
  • After a vigorous application to remove a stubborn stain the head of the toilet brush has snapped off. Damn cheap plastic rubbish. #
  • Feet up drinking redbush tea. So peaceful now the rain has stopped. Got my feet up on the coffee table whilst no-one is here to nag me. #
  • Wow it's 9C/48F here. Last week I was freezing my wotsits off now I'm sweating them off. Or at least I'm supposed to be. I'm still cold. #
  • Charging time. Plug in phone, plug in iPod, plug in netbook, plug in dog. #
  • I wish the BBC wouldn't show so many trailers. 30 seconds into the following programme and I've forgotten what the trailers were. #