• Whatever you do don't mix your drinks. Especially in the same glass. #
  • I think the new Apple item will be a mouse with 97 buttons. Puck shaped but 3 feet round. A move away from the traditional 1 button mouse. #
  • Good heavens I've not heard that song in a while. Altogether now "Dominique nique nique….." #
  • Must fix the dripping tap soon. It's like Chinese water torture. I've confessed to the tap three times already and one time I was innocent. #
  • BBC forcasting 10 cms of snow Wedneday. Better get my shorts,sun glasses and sun cream ready. It's usually the opposite of what's forecast. #
  • @CheeseRations Do I need to rescue you in my helicopter or should I send a submarine? Keep safe and don't try to swim for it. 🙂 in reply to CheeseRations #