• That's it. Lead too great to catchup on second innings. Least we can't lose series unless umpires fiddle us again. #
  • Dunno what's gone wrong with Liverpool? #
  • I thought I saw an ugly looking fat alien today. But it was just my reflection in the window. #
  • On the sherry til dinners ready. I don't drink it of course. I just rub it on my face to give it that moisturised look. If anybody asks ahem #
  • Funny old world. Last week we had temps of -6C but today it's 7C. #
  • I think I have one of the few dogs that likes sprouts. I await developments with the usual trepidation and a can of air freshner. Hey ho! #