• 1 down. Let's go! #
  • Pouring down with rain. The snow doesn't stand a chance and is vanishing before my very eyes as I type. Oh! There goes some more snow. #
  • You never see a film or tv series sponsored by a haemorrhoid preparation company. Maybe it's because no-one knows how to spell it. #
  • Anybody in Joburg know a good rain dance? #
  • Yay rain in SA. Let it rain let it rain. #
  • I bet SABC turned the sound off for the umpires review. Just my opinion but it wouldn't surprise me at all. #
  • Why don't they fix computers so they work instead of faffing about with updates. And stop trying to give me soddin' toolbars I don't want. #
  • Damn I feel so grumpy today. Even the mice have packed their bags and left! #
  • Things are so bad here I'm watching pets hour on a shopping channel. Oh… the dog just ordered something. #
  • This sherry seems quite innocuous although I've apparantly lost the use of my legs and tongue! Maybe the second bottle will be easier. #
  • That grounds not safe to play on. It's too wet. #
  • So I'm sponsored by a haemorrhoid company now? #
  • So Daryl never turned the volume up on his feed. Whatever next! #
  • They should take 90 off Smithys score cos he was out at 15. #
  • I'm gonna watch the snooker. Less controversial I think. I wonder if Rackspace will sponsor me or am I stuck with haemorrhoids? #
  • Just watched 'The day the earth stood still'. Not impressed. Just a load of gnats at the end. It was like Stargate v the replicators. #