• They've just given up and are looking to draw the series instead of going for the win. Why have they left out Onions? #
  • There's more seagulls flying about than at the seaside. #
  • I wonder what roast seagull tastes like? There's a big fat one I've got my eye on. If he doesn't shut his beak he's stuffed and in the oven. #
  • 47% of people don't believe in statistics and the other 68% don't know how they work. #
  • Interesting ad. The felt and wire shop. I wonder what they sell? Oh… paper. #
  • I just heard. 'mostly' had a pretty big poo today. Maybe it was patterned or had nice colours. #