• 37 last night in Australia (100f) but I think I preferred my 16 degrees (62f) at least I get to sleep and not dissolve in my own sweat. #
  • Who cares about it raining over Lands End. Nobody lives there. #
  • So who's this I-Yaz who's appeared at number one from nowhere? #
  • Cut the bottoms off yoghourt pots and place the pots over your ears and you'll have superhuman hearing. You'll look stupid though. #
  • I was chomping on a chocolate and bit my tongue really hard. It brought tears to my eyes. #