Archive for January 11th, 2010
Monday, January 11th, 2010
Twitter Updates for 2010-01-11
More snow fell overnight Just a light covering but to an ant it was about three meters. Unless it was a big ant then just a millimetre. # I'll get up when everywhere has warmed up. Dog has hopped on bed and is in the middle trying to be inconspicuous. Now the Kraken wakes. # […]
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
Down to my last leek. Not much fresh veg in the shops. Cabba…
Down to my last leek. Not much fresh veg in the shops. Cabbages are frozen and are like cannon balls.
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
I should make a shaving nanobot to shave me at night while I…
I should make a shaving nanobot to shave me at night while I sleep. No! No! Not the eyebrows you silly bot, and what you doing down there?
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
I wonder where worms go in cold weather? Maybe they freeze s…
I wonder where worms go in cold weather? Maybe they freeze solid. Birds must think it’s a Popsicle when they eat one.
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
If flatulent cows are responsible for 4% of UK carbon emissi…
If flatulent cows are responsible for 4% of UK carbon emissions why not fit each cow with some sort of airbag to collect the methane.
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Monday, January 11th, 2010
What next? Villains are complaining about a shortage of guns…
What next? Villains are complaining about a shortage of guns and are having to share them out for blaggings.