• Should be good if we don't lose anymore wickets and can get a big score. #
  • Now we're pooped. Might as well pack up and go home. #
  • Great fight back by England. #
  • Dog just did a flying leap from across the room on to me to get her toy back. She landed with all paws right on my bits. Made my eyes water. #
  • I think I'll learn Chinese on Thursday. I'm not busy on that day. #
  • Should have given Prince out for waking away in a silly manner. #
  • This could become a big boring batting day. #
  • I bet those cameramen with big earphones on are listening to a bit of rock n roll really,rather than the director. #
  • Those kids watching the match must all be wagging off school. #
  • I think I know which way this game is heading. #
  • Okay it's snowing so I suppose now we'll get BBC and like dragging some poor copper to a motorway bridge to say 'only go out if you need to' #
  • Here we go happened already. BBC just dragged some poor RAC guy outside overlooking the M5 to tell us not to go out unless we need to! #
  • The weather people are blaming the wrong kind of train for the snow. #
  • Is an internal book running at the BBC for which reporter can look the biggest prat standing out in the snow just to tell us it's snowing? #
  • Me to dog "which part of 'wipe your feet on the doormat' don't you understand ?" Dog to me "sausages!! Woof Woof!" #
  • Just knock off a quick 450. Easy. #
  • BBC news had the snow as a major crisis an hour ago. Now they've reverted to type with their blinkered obsession with Hoons text message! #
  • BBC please move on.Report all the news not just your personal favourite. Or create a politics channel. No doubt that would be 1 dimensional. #
  • Good job we don't have outside toilets anymore. Those cold toilet seats first thing in the morning were murder. #
  • Somebody walking by just did a double back flip with full pike on the icy footpath. Now trying to capture their spuds rolling downhill. #
  • Can't believe the BBC made a whole 30 min prog out of a bit of snow. Desperate or what? I'm surprised they didn't stick the African Queen on #
  • I seem to be developing an anti BBC theme here. But they are supported by public money and have become extremely poor value for money lately #
  • Nice photograph of wind turbines not turning due to the lack of wind. I think I've detected an inherent flaw. #
  • There's a rat within 6 feet of every person. We should train them to run in wheels like hamsters and produce electricity. Then we'd love 'em #
  • How come it's 76f in LA and 23f where I am. It's not fair I thought we were all in the winter season now. I'm going to complain about it. #
  • So cold the frozen sparrows are playing conkers with each other. #
  • It's warmer inside the freezer than it is outside. #
  • I see the posties aren't wearing shorts today. #
  • Why no snow and ice in Downing Street? They should share in our misery. Bet they have under pavement heating. Or it's just all the hot air. #
  • Hopefully the BBC will replace Ross with several up coming new talent rather than just a single person. #
  • Well done England. Another thrilling life saving finish. #
  • Freezing cold and covered in snow and the BBC still peddles it's obsession over global warming. #
  • The government wants to stop binge drinking. What's binge? I've never drunk that. What's it taste like and does it have a kick? #
  • It was so cold I kept my socks on in bed. But when I poked my feet out the dog pulled my socks off and slept with them in her bed. Whiffy! #
  • Town council should build huge umbrellas to put up when it snows or rains. Also all roads and pavements should have underfloor heating. #
  • They must be bonkers jumping off the top of that new building in Dhubai. #
  • More snow. I may need vital supplies parachuted in. I'm okay for vodka and gin but I'm down to my last case of whiskey. #
  • I wonder if I could build a nuclear power generator in the shed? #
  • I suppose you'd really need that 82" TV to really get the 3D experience. I'll get a couple and put one in a bathroom. #
  • Snows melting now. With having the heat on for so many days the house is releasing it's heat and it's so hot nobody can sleep tonight. #
  • Today is 10/1/10 which in reverse is 10/1/10. Unless you live in a foreign country in which case it's 10/10/1 haha. #
  • I have multiple IPs given to me but they're on different subnets. I'm sure this is done to give me a headache. #
  • How ironic that I should have a frozen shoulder during this oh so cold winter. #
  • Down to the last box of mince pies now. I hope. #
  • Met Office today issued a severe weather warning for snow and cold weather. Better get my shorts and sun lotion ready…and my sunglasses. #
  • Big zit appeared on my face unless it's another nose growing. Probably down to all that Turkish delight I ate yesterday. Always a downside. #
  • I'm sure someone or something is stealing the stuffing out of the quilt. Especially my bit. #