• So cold the frozen sparrows are playing conkers with each other. #
  • It's warmer inside the freezer than it is outside. #
  • I see the posties aren't wearing shorts today. #
  • Why no snow and ice in Downing Street? They should share in our misery. Bet they have under pavement heating. Or it's just all the hot air. #
  • Hopefully the BBC will replace Ross with several up coming new talent rather than just a single person. #
  • Well done England. Another thrilling life saving finish. #
  • Freezing cold and covered in snow and the BBC still peddles it's obsession over global warming. #