• I think I have a one-pack rather than a six-pack. #
  • Tiny SD card arrived in a bubble pack and box as big as a paperback! Needed a bread knife and scissors to get the darn card out the packing. #
  • The SD card has a leaflet written in 11 languages. I'll have to get the microscope out to read it or maybe point the Hubble telescope at it. #
  • Cadbury has declined Krafts takeover bid describing the 10 billion offer as derisory. Quite right too. I wouldn't get out of bed for that! #
  • Got a trapped nerve in my neck from playing tuggy with the dog. Unkind people say it's through holding on to my wallet for too long. 🙁 #
  • BA cabin crew look like going on strike over Christmas. Well I never. #
  • There's not many Easter eggs in the shops. #
  • Just watched an episode of Star Trek TOS (digitally remastered). Kirk got his shirt ripped again. Wonder how many he got through? S1 21/30. #
  • Been awake for an hour now. Have to get up in another hour and take the car in for its checkup at the garage. #
  • Got a head full of mucous. One day they'll discover a way to make fuel from it and I'll be good for a few million miles. #
  • I've got a hole in my sock. Just a tiny one. Must be moths. Didn't know they came out in winter. Must be hungry. For a bit of smelly sock. #
  • Wish the dog wouldn't do that. She'll try and lick my face next and wonder why I'm not up for it. Must be a contortionist! #
  • Wish this rain would stop although with cold weather forecast later this week it may turn into snow which would be nice. Till it melts. #
  • We should switch from aeroplanes to using balloons to save the planet, and replace cars with bicycles. Use canal barges instead of lorries. #
  • Got the car back from the garage all done and dusted now. #
  • I lol'd manically when the lady on the till asked if I wanted any cashback. As if there was any left! #
  • I love being a misomaniac. Hmmm that's impossible. #
  • Time for a bottle of hobgoblin. #
  • Just finished watching a podcast called cyberwarfare and my server goes down. Took ages to get booted. Must have been power problems I hope! #
  • With all the Christmas lights switched on in the neighbourhood I'm amazed it's still so cold. Bring on the halogen 1000 watt lights. #
  • Malted wheaties. Dry. Taste great. Very fibrous. #
  • Tomorrow is wheelie bin day so I must be up at 7am. Hope it doesn't snow till they've been and emptied it because they won't come next week. #
  • Oh my it's so cold this morning even the heating came on before I switched it on. #
  • Right in it now. #
  • A tangerine just rolled out the bowl,across the floor and behind the sofa. Can't be bothered to hoik it out now. I'll send the dog in later. #
  • Gas meter just been read. The meter was spinning so fast it made him dizzy. Merry Christmas British Gas! Thanks for the festive bill. 🙂 #
  • This Drambuie is nice and warming and it's jush shtarting to kick in
    in in … #
  • Shiver me timbers it's -6C (21.2F) now. Blue sky and bright sun causing it. We need some cloud cover or snow to warm things up a bit. #
  • Come on. It's about time for a hat-trick or a four-trick. #
  • Better get Amla out else he's gonna get a ton. #
  • Looks like we're well on target to lose. 🙁 #
  • Copenhagen? Just another beano for world leaders judging by the "cafe gourmet meals" signs. #
  • Start the rain dance in SA. It's the only thing that can save us now. We're doomed again. Doomed. #
  • Found my boxed set of Star Trek Movies today. Nice box but … VHS tape. I wonder if I should get it in blu-ray, if it exists. #
  • Of course soon as I buy blu-ray it'll become obsolete and there'll be something new out. #
  • Found a dead mouse floating in the dogs outside water bowl this morning. Cheerful sight to see first thing! I hope it was a quick end! #
  • Can't see Bell in the next Test. #
  • What a nail biting finish. Typical England collapse. #
  • Just testing a bottle of Southern Comfort in case it's faulty. #