• Time for bed I suppose. How come dogs can fall asleep in five seconds flat? It's not fair. #
  • The grass needs cutting even though it's winter. Maybe it's climate change and global warming, or I forgot to cut it at the end of summer. #
  • I've only been up 2 hours and I'm ready for bed but only cos it's warmer. Brrrrrrr. #
  • I'm eating a banana. #