• Three hours sleep! That's just plain silly. I'd walk the dog but it's 4am. I'd get arrested. Yet everyone else is asleep. Where's my trumpet #
  • Tried counting sheep but lost count after 37,628,745. I have to be up in two hours for the recycling lorry. Maybe I could hypnotise myself? #
  • Loud snoring now sigh. I'm making chicken silouhettes on the ceiling with the light from the iPod. The clock has a really loud annoying tick #
  • The Kraken wakes! Play dead… #
  • Strewth it's 5 am and my mind is racing away like a racing thing. Hello, I can hear the milkman or am I hallucinating already? Got cramp now #
  • I feel strangely tired and I'm sure the fireside rug is moving. Oh it's the dog. These glasses need changing. Time for a powernap or three. #
  • I can't believe I'm not tired after only 3 hours sleep last night. Although I'm told I have mad staring eyes now. O.O #
  • Still awake after all these hours. Or is this just a dream? Am I really an onion growing in a field somewhere? Maybe the LHC is affecting me #