Archive for December 2nd, 2009

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

My zip just broke. It failedsafe and only trapped a bit of s…

My zip just broke. It failedsafe and only trapped a bit of shirt. Unless I’ve lost all sense of feeling and my bits have turned stripey!

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Time for the annual expedition into darkest attic, facing un…

Time for the annual expedition into darkest attic, facing untold dangers and hairy spiders, in search of the elusive Christmas decorations.

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

If you need to use the free turkey helpline it’s 0800 783 99…

If you need to use the free turkey helpline it’s 0800 783 9994. (That’s for cooking them not freeing them)

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Can’t believe there’s a turkey hotline set up to help people…

Can’t believe there’s a turkey hotline set up to help people cook it over Christmas. How hard is it? Stuff turkey in oven and switch on.

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Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

Right. It’s time to roll up my sleeves and do some work.

Right. It’s time to roll up my sleeves and do some work.

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