• I wonder where Bumbles having lunch? #
  • Thank-you dog for bringing half the garden into the house. #
  • Look at all those jellyfish appearing off Japan. Thousands off them about 2.2 metres diameter. Be nice for a plate of jellyfish and chips. #
  • Felt a twinge of laptop fever coming on last night. Wallets gone into hiding. #
  • Been weeks since I last bought something I didn't need. #
  • I've killed another server. Who needs cyber-terrorists around when there's me for free. Now then let's have a look at this TV. #
  • I just never saw the 'save' button next the the mobile update drop-down. What am I? #