• I feel all negative today. It's aliens! Or maybe it's the Large Hadron Collider affecting me. I have Higgs Bosontitis. #
  • 250 is too many for us. #
  • OMG Tiny ugly martians have landed. No wait, it's just the neighbours' kids. My they're ugly. I can't imagine what they're crossed with. #
  • I gave them something green and furry from the fridge and they've gone on their way. I bet I'll get nightmares tonight now. #
  • Well done Colly! #
  • Yay why can't England play like that all the time? #
  • Non fat casserole was nice but I fancy a greasy curry. Maybe tomorrow after my cholesterol tests. Might have a dripping sandwich as well. #