Sun 15 Nov 2009
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-15
Posted by norm1037 under Primary Adjunct
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- Why do headphone leads tie themselves up in knots? Are they alive? Maybe they are made from snakes. Yes I said "SNAKES"! #
- I have just eaten a strawberry yoghurt. I have such an exciting life! #
- Time for a few pistacchio nuts. #
- It's just like a November day today, which is not unusual considering it is November. #
- A deep depression has set in on this dismal November day. Sitting in front of a 5 watt eco bulb doesn't help much. HaHa! #
- I suppose some civilisation out there in space is just now receiving "The Lucy Show". In black and white as well. #
- Interesting shot on TV of a horses bottom just as I'm enjoying a chocolate bar. #
- I have just eaten half a boiled egg. Actually I stole it off somebody elses' plate. Hehe. #
- I went for the other half of the egg but I got caught. #
- I bet I'm up all night with indigestion now. #
- It's a bit late I know but it's time for breakfast now. Porridge I think. Not had that since … oh yesterday. #
- I really should do something constructive. Nah I'll leave it til later. #
- Why does every can of beer I get have a faulty ring-pull? It's a government conspiracy. #
- @CheeseRations I'd tell you what it is but I don't want to spoil it for you. 🙂 in reply to CheeseRations #
- You know things are getting bad when your only friend is Skype Lady. And, she stops answering your calls. #
- A moth just landed on my nose. Someone must have opened my wallet. #
- I hate recycling day. I could have had an extra hour in bed. Or two. #
- "Restart windows"? It's taken me ages to get you started in the first place. #
- I wish the BBC wouldn't loop 10 second video clips over and over and over. Be more interesting if they ran some backwards occasionally. #
- Walking the dog with iPod on (on me not the dog) in shuffle mode and nearly every random song was Alma Cogan! Must have the wrong iPod! 🙂 #
- Amazingly the sun came out today for a few hours. Fair perked me up. #
- I knew I shouldn't have mentioned the sun. It's peeing down. Sounds like a flock of horses weeing off the roof. #
- I always get the urge at this time of night… for pizza. #
- I don't think i'll need factor one today. Do they do a factor minus one I wonder? #
- What was that song? "Don't let the sun catch you crying." Fat chance! #
- Oh no! Nobody told me that today is Friday the thirteenth! #
- They're ddddigging up the rrrroad with a ddddrill and it's ssshakking the hhouse. It's clearing the sssoot out of the chimneys ttthough. #
- Large swathe of rain cloud heading our way. We'd better get the washing outside to get a good wash. #
- SA lost Smithy. Maybe that'll slow them down. #
- Another wicket. Looking better. #
- Yay another SA wicket gone. #
- Come on rain. Pour! 1 run ahead on DL. #
- Weeee we won under DL by one run. #
- I've just sneezed seven times. I think I'll go and sharpen one of my pencils. Not much going on tonight. All snoozing even after my sneezes. #
- Quick trip out and it'll be an even quicker trip back with this wind. #
- Couple of foxes playing in the garden last night (well 3 am). Think they own the place. #
- I was just wondering how they painted the Sistine Chapel ceiling. They must have had awefully long paintbrushes. #
- Updates updates. Got three machines on the go. Soon as they reboot they have more updates ready to be installed. #
- 1080p on Youtube? My poor modem will self-destruct. Should be good though. I can upload some more pebble pond videos in 24p. #
- There's a sparrow trying to eat a one foot long piece of bacon rind. He's got no chance. #
- I suppose SA will thrash us to hell and back? #
- House alarm going off a few streets away. I bet all the burglars are rushing there. #
- Stick a bass line and some drums on that alarm and it could be a hit record. Weee wow weee wow …. #
- It'd win X Factor hands down. #
- SA batting first. We may have a chance. But not bowling wides. #
- That was a bad over. #
- Wicket at last but I think we're doomed. Good knock from Smithy. #
- That's a superb score for a 50 OD never mind a P20. We could struggle to get half that. #
- We only need 8 off each ball. We can do it. Haha #
- We need clockwork hard drives to save the planet. #