• There's a sparrow trying to eat a one foot long piece of bacon rind. He's got no chance. #
  • I suppose SA will thrash us to hell and back? #
  • House alarm going off a few streets away. I bet all the burglars are rushing there. #
  • Stick a bass line and some drums on that alarm and it could be a hit record. Weee wow weee wow …. #
  • It'd win X Factor hands down. #
  • SA batting first. We may have a chance. But not bowling wides. #
  • That was a bad over. #
  • Wicket at last but I think we're doomed. Good knock from Smithy. #
  • That's a superb score for a 50 OD never mind a P20. We could struggle to get half that. #
  • We only need 8 off each ball. We can do it. Haha #
  • We need clockwork hard drives to save the planet. #